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Post ejaculatory urination mess solution

I have experienced problems with urination after having an orgasm. Mainly because my urine stream is eratic and potentially messy.

I have discovered that if I drape a piece of paper towel over my penis and lean well over the toilet, the urine will trickle down the paper towel into the toilet bowl, regardless of urine stream strength.

You can use kleenex or toilet paper, but if your urine stream is strong enough, it could tear through the tissue.

Enjoy!
Rating: 50% positive, 4 total Votes
Categories: urine sex ejactulation penis
Added: on Mar 08, 2007 at 4:38 pm
Added By: an anonymous user

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useful, but kinda gross
– Added by an anonymous user on Mar 08, 2007 at 4:13 pm
So, in other words, you need to destroy the environment just to make sure you don't get your pee on the floor? Why not just do the responsible thing and sit down to pee? It's not an emasculating thing to sit down to pee (but only if you do it after sex).
– Added by noir on Mar 08, 2007 at 4:19 pm
Wait for your erection to subside completely. Then use the toilet. Also, remove all semen by "squezing it out". It's probably causing a disruptive flow. Try kegel exercise to control your stream.
– Added by an anonymous user on Mar 08, 2007 at 4:19 pm
LOL
– Added by Marcos84 on Mar 08, 2007 at 4:19 pm
Perhaps you could just stick your penis inside the bowl. Or maybe just wait for a few hours. Or do it in the shower. Or stop masturbating. Nah, strike that last one.
– Added by an anonymous user on Mar 08, 2007 at 4:37 pm
wait a few hours? when you gotta go, you gotta go.
– Added by an anonymous user on Mar 08, 2007 at 4:48 pm
this is weird:)
– Added by an anonymous user on Mar 09, 2007 at 6:39 am
If this is the worst problem you have, you are so lucky :-)
But, you can't spell 'ejaculation'
– Added by ramsc on Mar 09, 2007 at 6:50 am
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