There once was a mother whose youngster asked her, "How was I born?" The mother decided to swallow her embarrassment and dive right into sex education. She explained all about sperm and eggs and how a baby comes out. After she was finished, she took a deep breath and asked her son if that answered his question. Oh, he said. Well, Tommy told me he was born at St. Catherines Hospital, and I was just wondering if thats how I was born, too.