If you like Stouffer's French Bread pizza (and who doesn't?) AND don't eat meat (and who does?) AND your local grocery store doesn't carry the Cheese-only versions but does carry Pepperoni....then through careful elemental analysis using a sensitive biological meat detector that you don't want to know anything more about, I've determined that the pepperoni is added to the pizza already frozen and doesn't contaminate the pizza with meaty juices. You can take the pepperoni off before cooking, enjoy a nice cheesy crispy snack of pizza goodness, and give a few small pieces of the pepperoni (microwave it for a minute and let it cool) to your cat who will worship you as the earthly incarnation of Artemis.

This also works with dogs.