Don't have time to compose funny email? How long does it take you to type a few X's?

Simply go to my free web site at funny email for everyone dot com and copy one of my funny notes into your email program, X in your choice of words or phrases and send it off. It's that easy.

EXAMPLE

Here is what a funny email might look like when it is transferred into the body of your outgoing email. (This is not an actual email, merely an example of how it works. There are many actual templates on my site.)

Dear

Next week I am planning to have [ ]a Botox injection [ ]Egg Foo Young [ ]a party [ ]a snowcone [ ]Dave Letterman for lunch [ ]anorexia [ ]some free time [ ]a deep thought [ ]heartburn

and I was wondering if [ ]you have still got the handcuffs [ ]you are free on Saturday [ ]you have found the cause of that funny smell [ ]you are still wearing support hose [ ]you are finished with house arrest [ ]you know Dave?

Let me know ASAP so I can [ ]get that liposuction done [ ]wash my socks [ ]alert the police [ ]dye my hair blue [ ]grow taller [ ]sharpen the chainsaw [ ]invite the other astronauts [ ]get the food ordered.

Cheers,


Then, if you wanted to send it to me you would simply add my name, your name and 3 or 4 Xs and send it off. At that point, it would look like this:

Dear Darry,

Next week I am planning to have [ ]a Botox injection [ ]Egg Foo Young [X]a party [ ]a snowcone [ ]Dave Letterman for lunch [ ]anorexia [ ]some free time [ ]a deep thought [ ]heartburn

and I was wondering if [ ]you have still got the handcuffs [X]you are free on Saturday [ ]you have found the cause of that funny smell [ ]you are still wearing support hose [ ]you are finished with house arrest [ ]you know Dave?

Let me know ASAP so I can [ ]get that liposuction done [ ]wash my socks [ ]alert the police [ ]dye my hair blue [ ]grow taller [ ]sharpen the chainsaw [ ]invite the other astronauts [X]get the food ordered.

Cheers,
Your name